Drive-Thru Values
Fast service, hot fries, and no backroom deals unless the backroom has a soda machine.
South Reno’s most stubborn candidate
Fat MarmotFor Reno Mayor
A burrow in every lot. Drive-thru values. Reno results. Finally, a candidate willing to stand upright in the WinCo parking lot and ask the hard questions.
Vote Fat. Save Piss.
The Platform
Fat Marmot is running on the issues that matter: parking-lot dignity, responsible snack policy, and the constitutional right to loiter near a Wendy’s without being called “unelectable.”
Burrow Access
Every neighborhood deserves safe, affordable, locally controlled burrow infrastructure.
Resource Conservation
Reno deserves leadership that respects every precious drop and stops reckless waste.
Stickers & Yard Signs
Upload the artwork, pick your size, and spread the gospel of responsible marmot governance.
Campaign Stickers
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Custom Yard Sign
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